digress & obsess [v2]

i managed to finally drag my sorry ass to the pool today and covered the full 5 km in an hour and 20 mins. 

now i understand that is a rather pathetic mention, in comparison to my previous training days.

but its progress nontheless.  plus im a heavy smoker la. *koff koff*

plus sprinting in the pool beats the annoying as fuck-oh-my-god-im-dying-and-seeing stars spinning class anyday.

and i earned myself a fine tan.

i havent been up to much, apart from being unemployed and grovelling for spare cash to offset my collosal shopping deficit.

i was interupted by a phone call while watching the america’s next top model finale a few days back from a casting agency saying they wanted me in for a telekom malaysia ad.

i said ok, anything for some spare dosh. 

and hung up only to find out that ugly-as-fuck/country grammar gone wrong danielle with her wide-as-the-grand-canyon-gap-teeth beat cutie joanie to the top place.

oh! the misery.

well i never.

stupid tyra,

her fat ass

and her stuck-up band of amigos

can watch and cry, while their choice of america’s next top ghetto trash endorses cover girl products with her gap tooth and "your mama’s so fat…"-esque south-park compatible accent.

will anybody buy mascara from a girl that looks like starvin’ marvin, but "tawlks jeeewst lah-yke shewf luuv" ?

i seriously doubt it.

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yeah. anyway i digress.

the next day, i went to audition for my role in the tv ad.

i was instructed to act as a bimbotic secretary chatting animatedly on the phone while my boss is fuming and screaming at me to get me his file.

i neednt have to mention that the bimbotic girly giggles, boob bouncing and hair twirling came almost like second nature. heh heh. joking lah.  O_o

the casting agents we satisfied, but said i wasnt malaysian enough.

wtf.

oi! babi! i speak malaysianglish kau-kau better dan yoo hokay? mahai.

i wonder why they havent called back to schedule the shoot yet.

-_-

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anyways, here are some of my recent pics which i took whilst on holiday @ avillion, PD with the smelly.

this has to be the gay-est pic of zain.

 

sawdeeka!

 

messing about in the pool.

i once read a long time ago, on kenny sia’s blog that the typical

"bimbo-blog = money" and lots and lots and lots of viewing hits.

in other words, the bimbo blog = narcissm, 0% brain power, FUN and so much more! smile

i decided to give it a try.

(and i shall write in the annoying bIG SmAlL LeTtEr’S for added impact.)

   

tHis iS mE. i Am So PReTtY.

thIS is Me aGaIn. I AM SO PRETTY. and you are all so ugly.

                                                                                               LOoK aT mE.  look at me frolick about in the pool. I AM SO PRETTY.

wOt aBouT thIs siDe? I AM SO PRETTY. dont you just want to give me a kiss?  i makE alL of YOu MelT. I AM SO DAMN PRETTY.

anD If YOu HaVE ALl foRGOTtEn………

   

                                                                                            LOOK AT ME. I AM JUST GORGEOUS.

O_o 

oh for fuck’s sake. i really am that bored.

i need a job, man. badly.

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