society’s new breed of women. the FCP. (female chauvanistic pig)
Im down w an awful flu, from swimming all day in the rain yesterday.
Shit. I feel like shit. I look like shit and still, not willing to let go of the ciggie in my hand. Never mind im coughing and wheezing like a 90 year old.
That said. I feel smothered. Really. Fucking smothered.
My weekend was pretty much a decent one, seeing forth my week was pretty much jam packed.
That’s prolly why I haven’t had time to bitch online about a certain boy and how he can be such a fucking sap. Seriously full grown men. Decent looking acting like 12 year old in 6th grade. Not only is it demeaning to the manly claim of “ me is not afraid of anything”, it makes us females look bad to have had any form of affiliations wotsoever these men. Ah fuck! Scratch that. He is a boy. W no real balls.
Anyways.
Like I was saying,
Friday night was spent trying to teach a drowning sher to swim in a 5 ft pool. Then heading off to telawi to join a delectable table of men friends we know as emre sam and zain. Too bad I looked like a salmon. I wont go there.
Yea. But that wasn’t before my father was up our arses about the attire we were swimming in. yea. You heard me. Our attire. Wotthefuck man?!
Im legal to smoke and drink and he knows I smoke. Im fucking 19 and ive done more things that would make even him blush. Mr. oh-dae su. Yes you.
Sher is fucking 28.
But we aren’t ALLOWED TO DON A BIKINI.
And we women aren’t supposed to be running around in bikinis. Or as my dad blatantly put it. “two pieces” ai! Shoot me. Thank god he hasn’t seen my poko pano g string one.
Why is that?
Many reasons really.
You see, women these days are increasingly falling prey or even exploiting the supposedly coveted role of the “FCP”. (female chauvinistic pig if u are wondering).
Yet, it is very different from our resident male (fucking) chauvinistic pig. In fact, it reinforces the fact that male chauvinists exist. Ahem. Daddy? You there?
Sad really.
Since about wot? 3 decades ago the liberation of women, has been slammed, and applauded alike. They have fought for equal rights in the work place, government, family, relationship, etc…. But there is one thing these cynics can agree on, in that women today are more liberal than they were. EVER.
NOW. Wot do these new hybrid of women do?
(as with every new relationship their in. when men still are itching to jump their bones, and would give them anything to get those panties off).
Yes warren you guessed it.
They abuse it.
And they do the job so fucking well, they overdo it just as Britney would w make-up. (or anything for that matter).
From fighting for womens rights,
They turn into wot we call the FCP.
Oh sorry. I forgot to define FCP.
FCP: women that have been to tuned in to their role as a feminist in society that they begin to abuse it.
Famous ott fcps:
paris Hilton, Britney spears, Christina Aguilera, etc…..
Let me expand.
Wot were we on about.
Women yes?
Er. Not really.
Sex objects is more like it.
You see, women of today have celebrated the liberalistions of their own kind by doing the very thing that would create the hoo-haa, and controversies of todays tabloids.
Women have always been regarded as the fairer or weaker sex.
Its not point trying to run away.
And yes, we have fought back over decades and decades to accrue wot we have now.
Which is……
giving FCP a whole new branding and by allowing men to regard us as sex objects.
We misinterpret this new liberalization as an opportunity to flash more flesh than we ever did since, cavemen times, (but that doenst count cos they didn’t have clothes at all!)
You get wot it mean.
Look at the amount of women these days strutting their ahem, stuff on the streets, in butt floss for underwear, peeking out through their already borderline, pubic hair revealing hip jeans. Cleavage is no longer a “hush-hush”, it’s a fucking nescessity.
Look at the queen of attention whoring Jessica simpson in her daisy duke porno alter ego, jiggling her soap suddy breasts as the camera, and waggling her arse in a bar filled w more men than alcohol.
And if she isn’t the epitome enough of todays sex object, then I dunno wot else.
Its ok if she wants to whore herself in front of the camera.
It is a different issue altogether if that footage is then sent all over the world to force feed us women into doing the same thing.
And sure enough, we have resident 14 year olds standing by the streets of bangsar w skirts as short as belts, and tops that wouldn’t be worth wearing anyway. Look at them girls. and they are only 14. young, impressionable and w figures able to pull off even a sack.
We are doing wot we claimed we hated about men the most.
We are allowing them to get the wrong idea.
Men, as much as id hate to,
I stand fucking tall in your defence. Men are audio-VISUAL creatures. And wot the fuck do you expect a Normal, red blooded, straight man to do if a girl dressed up to make Jordan blush, were to grind up to him and whisper in his year from time to time.
Zero in for the kill right?
You can go on till next x mas about why and how men are such mother franking assholes.
But that wont stop them from being in tune to the very fact that they have brains directly linked to their penises. And conscience just doenst quite cut it.
We can however, grab the dignity we have left to admit that we women do in fact like being regarded as just that. Our intentions were to be just that. And hence the results show just that. We cannot escape our intentions.
But wot the fuck is wrong w that? Being revered, admired, loved, and desired by men and women alike is something that every woman has dreamed of.
So since when did being MODEST turn SELF DEMEANING come into play?
Everyone craves acceptance, women are no different.
And if strutting her stuff in a red porno micro mini is wot it takes to get a guy’s attention, heck id do it.
Yes I have been accused of being sexually explicit beyond my years.
Im only 19.
I have a whole collection of belt like skirts hidden somewhere in my closet for a “rainy” desperation day.
I have make up to give a whole new meaning to OTT.
And tops that, well, have made many a men ogle and many women confronted me suspiciously w the line “ are those real?”.
Yes they are.
you mook ! and in my defence I didn’t say “touch them”.
Back to the bikini issue w dad.
He is a man himself and like all men they know wot they are capable off.
And being the overprotective daddy that he is, he wouldn’t want his little girl showing off her boobs in a string red bikini now would he.
It isn’t his fault (ENTIRELY). For being an anal mook.
And it isn’t us women either for craving attention, love, acceptance from men.
abusing our sexuality, and wanting attention in all the wrong ways is a different issue altogether.
